10 56 pm pst [ you slut! ]
I've got to share. There are hundreds of internet
personality tests. You can find out what
breed of dog you are or if you are naughty or
nice. TheSpark
alone offers 13 different tests, and tonight I couldn't resist taking
their Slut Test. Let me just say that I though I would score much higher
(more slutty) than I did.
But the part I've got to share is the middle and
the end. According to the site, the slut test has been taken 2,721,535
times. So I'm rolling along, answering questions on my past, when I come
across this fellow you see to the left. The page says:
Lubricated Man Section
If you were to lick this man, where would you lick him?
I selected his shoulder. Then at the end of the test,
it asks, "if you could sleep with any famous man now or in history, who
would it be?"
It's the answer page that surprised me:
FACT
13 women
agreed with you, and chose "Rod Serling" as the best sex option of all
time.
FACT
So far, the most
popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
Finally, here is a listing of the sexiest men of all
time, as chosen by you, our test takers.
- Brad Pitt 146695 (6%)
- Eric Mccormack 56607 (2%)
- Tom Cruise 54274 (2%)
- Ben Affleck 47898 (2%)
- Alex Fiorelli 45167 (2%)
- Justin Timberlake 42836 (2%)
- Eminem 39584 (2%)
- Ryan Ning 36224 (1%)
- Sean Williamson 34770 (1%)
- Ryan Phillipe 32293 (1%)
- Mel Gibson 31022 (1%)
- Matt Damon 25696 (1%)
- Mark Archer 24136 (1%)
- Freddie Prinze Jr. 23526 (1%)
- Mike Piazza 23121 (1%)
- Bill Clinton 23115 (1%)
- Joe Gaiefsky 21919 (1%)
- Sean Connery 21272 (1%)
- George Clooney 19737 (1%)
- Joshua Jackson 18813 (1%)
- Fred Durst 18686 (1%)
- Ryan Phillippe 18496 (1%)
- Paul Walker 17882 (1%)
- Heath Ledger 17345 (1%)
- Harrison Ford 16936 (1%)
Wouldn't you know that I have no clue who more than
half those guys are. Did anyone notice Bill Clinton scoring high on the
list? What's up with that? Can we say "zero sex appeal"?
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