6 59 pm pdt [ laundry ]
Matthew
comes home from a business trip to Vegas tomorrow. I wanted to make it
special. I made a cheesy sign at work. But I didn't manage to clean at
all, and our place is really looking like a sty, so tonight I decided to
the thing that I hate the most... laundry. I loath doing the laundry,
which is ridiculous because it is one of the easiest chores to do. I
don't mind folding or putting clothes away, but I hate the act of putting
them in the washer and then the dryer. Yes, I am weird.
So Matthew, being the most wonderful boyfriend ever,
does my laundry for me. Always. I did a load for him before his business
trip, because he didn't have enough clothes for his trip. I think that
was the first time I've done the wash for him. I've helped before, but
that was the first time I did two load of wash by myself for him. Before
you think I am a bad girlfriend, I must mention that I do all the dusting
and vacuuming.
Anyway, i decided that to be super sweet, I would wash
the sheets and his towels, because aren't clean sheets and clean towels
two of life's joys? So I was
trudging up to the laundry room (which is on the top floor for some
reason) when I realized that Matthew's going to come home and see that
I've washed the sheets for the first time ever. He may just wonder if I
had some sort of passionate encounter with another man resulting in soiled
sheets that required washing (I'm not sure how his towels fit into this
scenario). What is more likely is that Matthew won't think anything of
the sort, because he trusts me, and that feels so good I might just go do
another load. But I don't have enough quarters, so maybe not...
How to tell that you are overdressed to be doing laundry:

