I'm going to try to get my book done by Valentine's Day.

Here is another scan:

PS: I happen to find the phrase "El Chupacabra" really funny (it is a mythical creature translated as "the goat-sucker" and I had referenced it several times, Matthew and I were both in stitches when we discovered they spoofed in on Futurama). So I often make funny similar sounding phrases. That is why I called those chairs el cheapo cabre.